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Easter, Blondes and March Madness

Getting back into it after the week of disconnection, and pulling for one underdog after another, with little success, when along comes a joke from a friend in Georgia, who nails it:

Subject: Easter
Three blondes died and found themselves standing before Saint Peter. He
told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him
what Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where we have a big
feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth
and exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
The third blonde said she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said,
"So, tell me."
She said," Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His
disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him.
The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they
buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder .
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the
boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks
of basketball."

I thought that the absurdity of this joke, striking at this moment, deserved to be incorporated into my journal, with due credit.
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