....and here's the birthday SURPRISE! And, I'll link it to his Mum (keeping in the idiom) first so as not to be catapulted out of the family.
This is for Zachary! It would be just perfect if it ended at 25 seconds! A birthday surprise, but you must shut it off at about 25 seconds to avoid expletives, not that this isn't exactly what a six year old (and his 72 year old grandfather) want to hear as a response to the unexpected. Maybe the English accent can be interpreted as, "Fork" a large multipronged instrument.